Leave God a message at his Dutch answering service
Some dude in Netherlands is assisting believers with their walk in faith by giving them a phone number they can reach to leave a message for god.
Not sure if he's planning on ritually burning the tape so the smoke takes the messages up to the heavens.
Apparently god's message is about as boring as heaven would be. "Hi, you are speaking to God. I'm not in right now so leave a message after the beep."
WITHIN THE NETHERLANDS 06-4424-4901
INTERNATIONAL CALLERS CAN DIAL +316-4424-4901
Service begins March 7th.